I'M BATMAN!

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Across
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  2. 4. Can I just shock you? I like wine. Despite what I said earlier.At any one time I have ? bottles of wine in my house.
  3. 8. Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle
  4. 10. Designed as a leisure accessory
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  6. 14. Oh God, no, no, I'm old enough to be her father! Well, her older brother. Either way it's ?
  7. 17. Well Sonja that was classic ?
  8. 18. I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a ?
  9. 19. Yeah, it's ? rubber, which means it won't perish.
Down
  1. 1. You ought to have a basic grasp of ? if you're working in Curry's
  2. 3. Pringle
  3. 5. if you fill a ? stomach up with beefburgers, it's full of fat, it'll float better. That's why we do it.
  4. 6. I was a bit bored so I dismantled my ? trouser press
  5. 7. He said he was laughing so hard he had ? coming out of his nostrils, and that made ME laugh... But my nostrils were clear.
  6. 9. Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at ? aerodrome
  7. 10. I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable, but she's got a ?
  8. 12. I’ve got a chocolate Marble Arch. It’s very well ?
  9. 13. "You really have got a lot of issues." "Yeah, of ? magazine"
  10. 15. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, ? Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway
  11. 16. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down