Across
- 3. You were born in this
- 4. The kind of Christmas you never want to hear about again
- 7. Bill's human age minus 1
- 9. The signal someone is making their exit from the house
- 10. Which entity might sit next to you on a porch swing
- 12. You are doing this on a dairy farm or nightly at the toilet
- 14. This artist is mistakenly called a hall pass
- 16. It's a game, a place to eat, and the birthplace of our love
- 17. Where "all my exes" live
- 20. A mythical holiday animal's government name
- 22. If you care to find me, you'll look to this sky
- 24. A bed and our getaway
- 25. What people had stacks of before it was online and free
- 26. Dominator of fallen nature and your favorite gift
Down
- 1. Lovely lady lumps, but with a twang
- 2. Your favorite back activity and corn's response as a snack
- 3. Nightly ask "do you have your..."
- 5. This magic pill is saving us all
- 6. Mookie's favorite hobby
- 7. You can drive this and have a heart like this
- 8. If you are a country band, you might watch this burn out
- 11. Josh's favorite music genre
- 13. Professional tapper in our family
- 15. The month of love and loss
- 18. Red and Mel are both this
- 19. This is a dance or an act of good hygiene
- 21. One of the cross streets "she" gives when she is talking about the crazy man that's creeping outside her door
- 22. Best driver in the house
- 23. What you do at the Hard Rock