Across
- 2. Club game
- 3. Title of a 1987 dark comedy directed by Bruce Robinson
- 8. "Help!" follower
- 10. NNW direction
- 11. Flower into Lake Huron
- 12. Leader of a funky family band
- 13. Dashing victor of soap opera screen
Down
- 1. Sardonicus' job title
- 3. Name of the old home of the owner of the Leafs, now missing a unique rock
- 4. Scottish pop icon with a one-word stage name
- 5. Band whose name implies a grim punchline
- 6. Country with the first 2-across venue (for ladies only, 1867)
- 7. Diet food recommended in "Little Britain"
- 9. British icon whose televised funeral was worth a sick day