2024 Holiday Special

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Across
  1. 1. Young examiner
  2. 3. Juice? Bear? Queen?
  3. 5. Chauffeur divine
  4. 7. Uncle. No, not the neighborhood kind. Maternal
  5. 9. He took my name places
  6. 12. Talks like me, looks like me, eats like me?
  7. 13. Teacher of all teachers
  8. 14. The one out of 700
Down
  1. 2. You just wait until I clear my name
  2. 4. La-la Land? No, holy leela land
  3. 6. Not your typical umbrella
  4. 8. Bad disciple? No, good friend
  5. 10. One of my Kaliyuga incarnations
  6. 11. I am this meter, not kilometer