Across
- 2. affectionately known as LBJ (not Lyndon B. Johnson)
- 6. slowest walker in the family, even with twice as many legs as us
- 9. jack sparrow's steed
- 10. professional turkey fry cook and tractor driver
- 11. makes a great jack sparrow
- 14. resident witch doctor, responds to "crazy lady"
Down
- 1. biggest b*tch on the property (literally and figuratively the biggest)
- 3. official thanksgiving taste tester
- 4. makes every dish with lots of love...and lots of butter
- 5. one mean MUGger
- 7. Bella Ranch security and partner to #6
- 8. needs his thanksgiving meal pre-chopped and chewed, with a side of alfalfa
- 12. crackin backs and taking names
- 13. will eat your heart out...(if you're a turkey)