Across
- 1. What you won't do
- 5. Reasons to roast
- 9. One of your secret identities
- 11. Casinos
- 12. The sound of a squeeze
- 13. A mattress fit for a ____
- 14. Kaos theory proponent (and your secret kink)
- 15. Your spirit vegetable
- 16. Heard, boss
- 19. What are you climbing over there? Oh...
- 20. Ma ____
- 21. Source of many chicks
- 24. A neckline shape
- 25. The time to retreat
- 27. The source of our biggest fiasco
Down
- 2. There's 69 of them
- 3. Andrea, for short
- 4. Our first missed opportunity
- 5. What you won't do
- 6. Found in gnarnia
- 7. Must be kept clean at all costs
- 8. Potayto potahto, ____ mahtter
- 10. Like a ___ with its head cut off
- 15. Stay away!
- 17. Thursday night treat
- 18. No quiero volver
- 22. East side locale for Tubthumping
- 23. The month to skip, in short
- 26. The third in our relationship