Teachers Are All April Fools

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Across
  1. 3. - Hottest room in the school. His wife is the real breadwinner
  2. 4. - Fruit Snacks
  3. 5. - Constantly sends silly videos of students to everyone. Like every week
  4. 6. - “I’ve lost my head”. Only teaches Spanish so she can make students bring Mexican food to class
  5. 7. - “Can we sleep in class?”
  6. 9. - *sniffs* Something’s burning
  7. 12. - Student in their class: “I will never use calculus in my life”
  8. 14. - *Crickets*
  9. 15. - Legs are weak, but the opposite. Probably kicks balls.
  10. 19. - Tickles the ivories
  11. 22. - Did you touch my drumset bro?
  12. 25. - Offspring. Doesn’t like nouns or people, just actions
  13. 26. - Fearless leader
  14. 30. - Skips school like a student
  15. 32. - Many students say they are a “chill teacher”
  16. 35. - Students fear being called to his office. Probably means he’s good at his job
  17. 38. - “This one can’t part the red sea”
  18. 39. - Has an entire town named after her. Secretly pushes students when they aren’t looking
  19. 42. - Probably regrets sponsoring the Junior Class, Prom’s a lot of work
  20. 43. - His team plays basketball like a bunch of girls
  21. 44. - “Fellas”
  22. 45. - Keep batting, that breeze feels AWESOME.
  23. 47. - Eats the crayons instead of coloring with them
  24. 48. - Ernie
  25. 50. - Plays with little toys and rolls dice
  26. 52. - Traitor
  27. 54. - student or teacher? Can’t tell, she's too short
  28. 55. - “Hey yoooou guys”
  29. 56. - Mrs. Clock (substitute teacher)
  30. 57. - Plays with toy robots all day
  31. 59. - “Do you want the good news or bad news?”
Down
  1. 1. - Quagmire sound-alike. Probably shoots at kids with nail guns
  2. 2. - Always eating cereal for dinner
  3. 8. - Student quote: “D-”
  4. 10. - “I’ll get retired soon”
  5. 11. - Mrs. Bob
  6. 13. - Breaks clipboards to threaten students. Mayor
  7. 16. - “Three nice things”. Probably loves labyrinths
  8. 17. - “Better Version” or “What the Freak” (substitute teacher)
  9. 18. - Probably Merida but with an attitude
  10. 20. - Darbz
  11. 21. - Constantly yelling at students, telling them to “stop making meth in the lab”
  12. 22. - Gone for “business trips”
  13. 23. - Constantly has his students taking photos but really looking for blackmail
  14. 24. - “Do you have a pass?”
  15. 27. - “Goonson”. Probably should stop cutting things open to “see how they work”
  16. 28. - Lets his “dogs” out - likes wearing Kanes
  17. 29. - Student in their class: “I’m truly so bored”
  18. 31. - Goes to bed at 8:30. “What a late night”
  19. 33. - Donatella Versace
  20. 34. - penny, dime, ____
  21. 36. - Juuuuuuice
  22. 37. - Why was the stegosaurus a great volleyball player? Fantastic spikes.
  23. 40. Harrington - Husband of iconic news anchor & Mrs. Nebraska
  24. 41. - Always talking in weird voices. Breaks your computer so you have to come talk to him
  25. 46. - Probably just reads her phone while her 5 students play poker
  26. 49. - Coldest room in the building. Teaches and probably remembers D-Day.
  27. 51. - Student quote: “Great teacher lol”
  28. 53. - CDE or LDE?
  29. 58. - Never stops smiling. Maybe too much cocaine? Idk.