Across
- 4. Who crashed out after an English presentation
- 5. Who is the king of random noises
- 6. Who is a caricature artist
- 7. Who is the best lifeguard
- 9. Who got carried and locked on a balcony at Broken Bow
- 12. Who is the head of the manga club
- 13. Who participated in the National Spelling Bee
- 17. Who contacted ISS at the outing
- 18. Who runs slanted
- 19. Most likely to birdie
- 22. The hot guy from Cistercian
- 24. Who is Arch Manning's back up
- 25. Who tried to drift his car
- 27. Who is Pickle
- 30. Who dates a home schooler
- 33. Who got kicked off the track team
- 35. Who is a member of the Food Lounge
- 36. Who has a British accent
- 38. Whose car has the most dents
- 39. The Sailor
Down
- 1. Who is the most impish
- 2. Who flipped off the camera at freshman mixer
- 3. The biggest bro
- 4. Who set up a trip wire for Fr. John
- 8. Who's head was shaved because of losing Fantasy football
- 10. Who had to use his mom's phone to snap girls
- 11. Who made a light go "boing" during all school mass
- 14. Whose girlfriend was the homecoming queen
- 15. Who was the founder of the random things club
- 16. The scary Frenchman, "Antoine"
- 20. Who missed the most days
- 21. A weirdly big Seahawks fan for no reason
- 22. The bassist for Miracle Melodies
- 23. Who ate the most corn dogs at a pep rally
- 26. Who has the most McDonald's reward points
- 28. Who has the best hair
- 29. Who was the last flying Hawk of the year
- 30. Who had a paper golf course on his desk
- 31. Who sleeps in the most classes
- 32. Who takes Coach Harris out to steak dinners
- 34. Who calls our history teacher "Dad"
- 35. Santi Riey!
- 37. Who's desk was put on the upper field