Across
- 2. "Yer fond of me ____ aint ye?"
- 4. Galactic politician and prized aluminum can
- 9. Jordan's Canterbury program
- 10. banned weapon in Perfect Dark multiplayer
- 12. Jordan's preferred melee character
- 13. Woodwind playing swordsman hero (not Link)
- 14. Xenia's preferred rank for a lover
- 16. Merivale sports bar adjacent to the Comic Book Shoppe
- 20. Sit down
- 21. "a sexist, misogynist _____"
- 22. The youngest, roundest, grayest brother
- 23. Home of the ten foot tall chicken
Down
- 1. WCW vs NWO ____ _____
- 3. A noble Bravenet Saiyan, frenemy of the {DW}s
- 5. Alternative to playing MTG with the rest
- 6. "Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, ____"
- 7. I found the secret, no time for sadness, etc
- 8. or "Ill news"
- 11. to the tale of Nelson
- 15. Jordan's childhood street
- 17. apocryphal speculated name for the pokemon Marill
- 18. Jordan's preferred childhood soda
- 19. Go-to phrase for a top notch nanny impression
- 22. Bad luck to kill one
