Across
- 3. You'll be a beautiful one soon; weirdly also relates to multiple deaths (_____ and Prejudice)
- 5. Trivia host; pashed next to him under a blood moon
- 7. Favourite brand; related to 8 Down
- 10. You told me I smelt like this; _____ Russia
- 11. Most handsome
- 13. A bird shat on you here without your realising
- 15. A character from a difficult puzzle
- 16. TV show that has unfortunately followed our entire affair
- 17. Part of your body I love to dig my fat head into
Down
- 1. Where I finally told you I love you
- 2. Location of your greatest feat (one knee)
- 3. Suburb: jet ski, Christian walk-in, big buck hunter
- 4. Broke a bed in this city; your favourite
- 6. Somehow seen live a few times despite your hatred
- 8. You're in constant pursuit of it
- 9. Team name from where we first met
- 12. ____ Gardens: First date; Picnic rug and beanbag pashing; view of the Harbour Bridge
- 14. Common lockdown dates
