Across
- 2. Miniature escape artist (crib edition)
- 3. A human at this developmental stage uses diapers as a fashion statement… often strutting in the house with only a diaper
- 5. Item that one wise and busy cousin used scheduled delivery subscription service. The incessant purchase of these seems to break the bank.
- 7. The only communication tool available to an infant that is scientifically proven to make sure you get enough “steps” in your day often at 3 a.m.
- 8. Momma Neutzling full 1st name
- 11. Vehicle for high-speed living room races
- 13. White liquid that the babies demand right this minute
- 14. The important purchase that insures safety that is used nearly daily that requires a minimum of 100 hours of research into finding “the right one.”
- 17. An appliance, that if it breaks, is an emergency - even on a holiday it is worth an expensive service call.
- 19. Small person who steals your sleep and your heart
- 21. Daddy Neutzling middle name
- 23. Room where baby sleep is allegedly supposed to occur
- 25. Liquid excrement that pours out the leg holes and up the back - may reach the nape of the neck
- 26. Baby item that requires thorough cleaning but is impossible to reach all internal aspects because the inventors decided the neck has to be narrow
- 28. Daddy Phillips middle name
- 29. The early, child communication tool that starts at 4-6 months that the child thinks is communicating their needs clearly but is actually random syllables over and over again (eg: dada dada, mama mama, foddimooddikka ooo, yuckadoo, ummer).
Down
- 1. Spy device for tiny roommates (two words)
- 4. Item that Dale Sand, when unable to find this item when the baby needed it to comfort the crying child, went out and purchased EVERY SINGLE ONE ON THE SHELF at the store.
- 6. Push-powered limo (similar cost as a limo) for tiny royalty
- 9. Nickname for a plug that stops the screaming… sometimes
- 10. Mini light preventing midnight toe-stubbing disasters
- 12. Household task that is never-ending often needing 5 loads/day
- 15. Momma Phillips middle name
- 16. Baby burrito wrap - no salsa required
- 17. Magic sheets for all messes - never leave home without them... for the rest of your life
- 18. Critical body function that is scarce for the 1st several months after baby born
- 20. Baby’s way of communicating “Thank you for the good meal” after a bottle
- 22. A baby looks like an ______ when they are sleeping
- 24. Footwear that never stays on babies
- 26. The boss of the house (under 20 labs)
- 27. Tiny human alarm clock… with no snooze button
- 30. An add-on clothing item, often cloth, that really never seems to accomplish its intended purpose leading to endless loads of laundry.