Across
- 3. Worst ankles in history
- 5. Always "concussed"
- 6. Best Rocket League player on the team
- 9. Clutched up for the whole team at the 'Dons
- 11. Comeback POTY
- 12. Would lose to Cole Graves in a wrestling match
- 13. 5th grader
- 14. Fear the goggles
- 17. Hit the emote
- 18. Short king
- 20. Self conscious about his calves
- 21. Chronic cramper
- 22. Dawg of a noseguard
Down
- 1. Bonehead
- 2. Most punishments
- 3. Most injured
- 4. Shouldered the load all season
- 7. Birthday boy
- 8. RB2
- 10. Most aura on the team
- 13. True big play receiver
- 15. Arrow merchant
- 16. He is not real
- 19. Playground victim