Across
- 2. Lava-walking mob that looks as uncomfortable as you feel using it
- 4. Item that teaches gravity is optional until it isn’t
- 5. Block that takes longer to mine than most relationships last
- 8. Box-shaped mob that weaponizes gravity
- 9. Mob that robs you politely if you forget gold
- 10. In-game logic system that turns players into unpaid engineers
- 14. Mob that punishes you for having a sleep schedule
- 15. Glyph-covered confidence booster for bad tools
- 16. Explosive bed substitute that only works where beds don’t
- 18. Ocean structure reward nobody remembers how to activate
Down
- 1. Fancy compass target for people who get lost standing still
- 3. Place you swear you set but clearly didn’t
- 6. Block that hears everything and minds everyone’s business
- 7. Furnace that’s impatient, unlike you
- 11. Tiny mob that exists solely to annoy Endermen
- 12. Block that slows you down because why not
- 13. Boss you summon once and regret forever
- 17. Strongest material that made diamonds feel obsolete