Across
- 2. A romantic evening in the woods
- 4. Most gorgeous woman on the planet (2 words)
- 6. Blue and gold never dies
- 9. A close personal friend and enemy
- 10. The silent killer
- 12. Evil meeting place
- 13. A lifesaving tool
- 15. Something only a granola lesbian would wear
- 16. Leotard wedgies and red lipstick
- 17. Midsize baby
Down
- 1. Homosexual brain rot
- 3. That thing you draggin
- 5. Acceptable emo music for adults
- 7. Sacred meeting place
- 8. Big fat baby
- 11. Mr. Autumn Moore
- 14. Big buff muscle mama