Across
- 5. Inferior patronus
- 6. Last name of world-renowned band choreographer
- 7. "The Commander"
- 9. Key principle in Duke's first chapter about language and thought
- 11. The kind of adult we are from 18-25
- 12. Superior collegiate mascot
- 13. Softest thing I could think of
- 16. Seasoning that shares its name with a famous speed-running historian
- 17. "Solitaire" to Tibbs
- 18. Super Bowl LXI Champions
Down
- 1. Foundational component and primary practice of the *entire* KCB Staff
- 2. Not *just* awesome
- 3. Fridge cig
- 4. Place that is definitely not real
- 8. God's gift to FM-2920
- 10. Funniest person to ever exist (ever)
- 14. Matt said it feels like this in his pants
- 15. Universally agreed upon collegiate women's basketball coaching GOAT