Across
- 6. ____ of horses
- 8. Something that should be proportioned to the groove.
- 9. A distance we are both too familiar with.
- 12. A talented story teller and frenemy.
- 13. The Stanley ____, a.k.a. a stressful game never to be played again.
- 14. What we are bad at/what this is.
- 16. One who hangs on.
- 18. Purveyor of delicious breakfasts.
- 19. The impossible Wordle answer.
- 21. An immoral place to borrow e-books from.
- 23. "Pocket Liam"
- 27. The ideal NYE activity.
- 28. The first person to know of our boyfriend/girlfriend status.
- 29. Haley's next vehicle (ideally).
- 30. A flower also known as Scorpion Grass.
- 31. It's what's for dinner.
Down
- 1. ___ coast, a.k.a. a place where Haley has no friends.
- 2. Decadent treats from the seashore.
- 3. The last name of our sophomore anthropology teacher
- 4. The universal crossword answer.
- 5. What Matan, Maxwell and Avi call a joke.
- 7. They're in the house tonight.
- 10. A show that Liam should watch.
- 11. The Condor dating app.
- 15. The best kind of country music.
- 17. A stronger water color.
- 20. The last president before Trump with no previous political experience.
- 22. The only reason to watch Super Bowl LVII.
- 24. What Haley collects in the woods.
- 25. Big ___
- 26. A song to be listened to as many times as possible.