Across
- 3. Stank's roommate, affectionately
- 5. Doorman of note
- 6. A sticky or slimy substance, repeatedly
- 8. Vocalist behind "My Chick Bad"
- 10. Boat owned by a fictional New Jersey mob boss
- 14. "How you doin'?" doc
- 16. Tu postre de cumpleaƱos favorito
- 17. Key Tomelette ingredient
- 19. A snake to me, some prefer this arachnid-based alias
- 21. Pizzaiolo of note in Amalfi
- 22. Half of your years, to Taylor's delight
- 23. Aiden's hometown retail giant
- 25. Stubby, brown Nintendo foes
- 27. Quality rub
- 28. Heir to the Standard Oil name
- 30. A mother-in-law's grizzly comparison
- 33. Weapon of choice on a crowded sidewalk
- 34. Garver's Garden
- 35. Prince of Minneapolis
- 37. Don't say it, it's weird
- 40. Podcast title requesting that she be referred to as the male parent
- 45. Noble pup
- 48. B, B
- 49. Bowl-bound TE, to Wyatt
- 51. Premiere beach on St. John
- 52. What Taylor writes in Blank Space(s)
- 54. Gym regular
Down
- 1. Skipper and Co.
- 2. Screentime chart topping sim
- 3. Noah's dog, to Noah
- 4. Home of the Gregulars
- 7. Cutest town in Carburetor County
- 9. Inappropriate maternal retort
- 10. The patty-to-bun ratio you like
- 11. Conglomerate you can thank for Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Lucky Charms
- 12. 50% more protein, more calcium and half the sugar
- 13. Alexander, to those who know him best
- 15. His boy Squiggle cooked up a beat for him
- 18. Bry's peppermint breakfast
- 20. Party in 8E
- 23. Had her 26th birthday in 2015
- 24. Relating to a city/town, or a best-selling compact sedan
- 26. Corleone brother's autobiographical assertion
- 28. Can't be bothered, preoccupied
- 29. Cousins Beach narrator, affectionately
- 31. Asian green powder export
- 32. Bry's exclamation of disappointment
- 36. Home of the Hammerheads
- 38. "Like, zoinks..."
- 39. Citizen of Venice
- 41. Lost out on seven presents
- 42. Mahomes' State Farm partner
- 43. Prehistoric former mayor
- 44. FlavCity's Mr. Parrish
- 46. Pasta, pizza, waffles and fries
- 47. Striking camp counselor name
- 50. Trader in your ancestral land
- 53. An elite squad
