Across
- 1. The sound of clouds having a bowling tournament
- 4. The sky's annual emotional breakdown season
- 6. The earth's bathtub overflowing because someone left the tap on
- 7. Mother Nature's dandruff problem gets out of hand
- 9. Your coffee's revenge for all those times you let it get cold
- 10. A weather pattern that clearly failed its driving test
- 11. Zeus having a really bad day at the office
- 13. When Satan decides to use Earth as his personal sauna
- 14. The sky wearing its grumpy gray pajamas all day
- 16. Nature's blender set to maximum chaos mode
- 19. Nature's photography flash that's way too bright
- 20. Nature's gentle way of messing up your hairstyle
- 21. Mother Nature reminding you that summer doesn't last forever
- 22. When Mother Nature goes on a water-saving kick
- 24. When the sky's giant lightbulb forgot to install a dimmer switch
- 25. Winter's way of saying "Stay inside and eat soup, human"
Down
- 1. Shakespeare's favorite excuse for dramatic plot twists
- 2. When the air decides to give you an unwanted full-body hug
- 3. When the sky needs glasses but refuses to admit it
- 5. The sky's attempt at being polite while still ruining your picnic
- 8. The atmosphere having a temper tantrum and throwing everything around
- 12. A really aggressive dust bunny with anger management issues
- 13. Nature can't decide if it wants to be helpful or annoying
- 15. When the weather thinks it's auditioning for a desert movie
- 17. Sky tears because it watched a really sad movie
- 18. When the air has the personality of a clingy ex
- 21. Nature's way of giving the earth sunglasses
- 23. The sky's passive-aggressive way of playing dodgeball