30th Birthday, Michelle Edition!

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Across
  1. 1. Speaker of the ever-so-famous quote, "First it'll go to your thighs, THEN you'll blow up!"
  2. 4. Early 2000s band who's hit song was titled "Don't Make Me Fall"
  3. 6. The movie that inspired one of Michelle's most iconic phrases, "Attitude reflects leadership, Captain"
  4. 8. Abbv. for best town in America (three years running), according to Mich & Jac
  5. 10. Don't forget to sell enough Stubs Cards!
  6. 11. It was never this color out when she showed up on Mich's Nashville porch
  7. 12. An arctic avian, or a suburban street
  8. 14. A place you'd find Mich sweating at these days
  9. 17. Chopped champion dish, summer 2022
  10. 23. IKEA staple, better known as Mom's best dish
  11. 24. It has 5,280+ feet, or sometimes four
  12. 26. ___ en la mesa
  13. 27. Insurance? ___!
  14. 28. According to the internet, the changes of getting a __ on the first attempt is 0.08%
Down
  1. 2. Lake Ella's (and Tallahassee's) most crowded place
  2. 3. Catch this playing in the background at the Bell's house for every single sleepover
  3. 5. Little red car that could
  4. 7. The go to meal after a Sparta Volleyball practice
  5. 9. This famous round object is still spinning to this day
  6. 13. Common (and made up) destination for our bike riding adventures in Naperville
  7. 15. A place you'd find Kuc & Mags many moons ago
  8. 16. ____, flirty, and thriving!
  9. 18. Never eat this in the basement
  10. 19. One of Mich's favorite hits that mentions her favorite ice cream flavor. Catch it playing when she says "I do"
  11. 20. A protein best left off of the Christmas menu, in Michelle's opinion...
  12. 21. Family Feud fuel
  13. 22. Even a stranger on a plane knows the other name for your umbilicus
  14. 25. I stand tall and stretch to the sky, with patterns that no zebra can deny - what am I?
  15. 26. Name for a shoe and a dog