Across
- 2. The eggs must be ___
- 9. The site that one drives 12 hours to see, of course
- 10. Where our dad's went to law school for the price of 10 cents and pack of gum
- 11. On Sundays, Dan practices with the___
- 13. The MA town that may or may not house a penitentiary
- 14. Dublin born flashy crooner coming to Boston in April
- 15. The PA food that has yet to be consumed
- 17. Owl app that is in control of people's lives
- 18. The town that is home to 'Briergarten'
- 21. The snack of choice for a particular WV book store proprietor
- 23. What you can hang up when you get a motel
- 24. The name of the green duck
- 25. What I really want to open but can't because of someone's fears of bats/creatures
- 26. A random man's third favorite team
- 27. Who we wanted to watch burn from Crocker island
- 28. A place home to astroturf, gravestones, balls, and tourist families
- 30. Autumnal outdoor concert
- 31. The color that mother god was / name of a dog that loves you
- 32. A name shared by a fave bartender, Jamie's SIL, Raylan's mama, and a river in Ireland
- 33. An odd thing to put in diet coke if it isn't the beverage (honestly odd regardless)
- 34. Charles has loved you since he drank this___
- 36. The ideal number of times to go to Hooters in a 24 hour period
- 37. ___ to the gils
- 38. A certain NJ waiter has no idea what are inside these things (or much of anything for that matter)
Down
- 1. Best college in the SEC
- 3. Once someone orders one, it becomes a trend
- 4. A Springfield motel where one should NOT record someone without consent
- 5. The store that is, indeed, not named for its temperature
- 6. Quack quack, typically this location is not remembered in the morning
- 7. Emergency support ____
- 8. First date locale with a lot of interruptions
- 12. Because of the_____
- 15. An aptly named whiskey
- 16. Luke Hitchcock was a famous carver of ___ seen in a lot near to Hooters
- 19. What is said to 'mama' before she cracks open a beer downstairs seemingly unaffected
- 20. Charles' pumpkin color
- 22. The best thing to write on a receipt in order to secure a date
- 24. 'I do not like to be ____' by others
- 29. The couple that is always there and never leaves
- 35. Diner in Chicopee where the waiter is about to clock the F out
