Across
- 6. Good thing you didn't bump into Kyle Rittenhouse when you were doing H and P's in this city
- 7. When this soaked through your underwear, it went in the garbage
- 9. From sanitarium to spectacular healthcare center
- 10. The alliteration of these office girls' first names rolled off your tongue _____and____
- 11. This residency program had you driving and singing, "NW Side, South Side all around Chicago"
- 14. Better do this back in the late eighties when examining an HIV patient
- 16. "Drruuuuuw!"
- 17. Treatment for arachnid veins
- 18. Best CCOM friend and roomie
- 19. "Man, you can dictate those fast!"
- 20. The Piazza-Georgeson "Dynamic Duo"
- 23. _______(Anguish)and _________(Loss of Life)
- 24. Cylindrical devices astonishingly found "down there" on a patient in the very scary Detroit Hospital E.R.
- 30. Solve for x: 2(x - 10) = 60
- 33. You weren't paid until these came in!
- 34. Sadly sung,"Don't Go Back To ________"
- 35. Centers in Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Illinois and Texas
- 38. This silver Honda got you all around Chicago until it broke down on Sheridan road, "The ____"
- 39. Threw up your 1985 mortarboard in this prominent UofC sanctuary
- 41. When the hospital clock struck ______, the witching hour began!
- 42. A bit of an arrogant trauma attending at Illinois Masonic
- 43. Talent show piece of equipment measuring expressions of pain
- 45. "There was a HUGE explosion on Clark Street! Is the E.R. packed?" The ____________
- 46. Town you hung your first solo practice shingle
- 47. A bunch of French nuns ran around healing people here
- 49. "Smilin'Mighty Jesus"
- 50. Good looking Dr. Georgeson
- 52. Too bad they didn't have Door Dash for this renowned rib restaurant during residency
- 53. The ICU thought you were the best at putting these in (you were!)
- 54. "Come to this restaurant, meet Dr. Georgeson and take dinner home for the family!"
- 56. You rocked "You look Marvelous!" with this SNL skit at the CCOM Variety Show.
- 58. You already knew how to tie your shoes, but you definitely had to practice this this dexterity
- 60. You always said this tightened up during a tough surgery
- 63. Don't snowboard or you might compromise this organ's ability to filter your blood
- 65. This countdown sign kept you and Jerry going when you studied for the "big one"
- 66. Joe never thought this 1831 settlement of 100 people would become Illinoi's second largest city (now third)
- 67. "Now I know my _ _ _'s"
- 70. Your first solo-owned medical conglomerate
- 73. A swinger doctor and FBI target
- 74. Very patriotic vein center
- 75. Burping and flatulent professor of surgery who loved Ravinia
- 77. Always bailing out this specialty in the O.R. when they got lost in the abdomen
- 78. This guy will spit on your vein if you don't watch out
- 79. Before texting, a big nuisance on your belt
- 80. You must have made these 4 little incisions millions of times. Goodbye bile organ!
Down
- 1. Not kittens, but _______
- 2. Your patient rapport was amazing whether you were right next to their mattress or not
- 3. "Nine maybe eight of them!"
- 4. Should be called a "prison cell"
- 5. Your Polish successor
- 8. You had to take this out along with the affected portion of the pancreas when you were doing a Whipple
- 12. Worst month for breast awareness
- 13. Miley Cirus and Demi Moore filmed their 2012 Romantic Comedy, LOL, in your rival high school in this town!
- 15. Andrew and Isabelle had the movement of these down pat!
- 19. Originally in HydePark before its rebranding and relocation to Downers Grove
- 21. Alphabetical last names of two Greek contemporary friends and doctors who acted like they just came off the boat!
- 22. Should have had stock in this airline between 1985-86
- 25. Worst Providence job you ever had that changed your life forever from 7am to 7pm
- 26. "I caaaaan't stand it"
- 27. Taylor said "Yes "to a Kansas City ____
- 28. Opposite of squares
- 29. Hated taking this requirement to keep up your license
- 31. Didn't matter if you spoke to them or wrote on them, these pieces of wood were really hard
- 32. "I got these fireballs in my uterus"
- 36. "My Minister be comin' down"
- 37. Going on rounds with this attending made all residents shake in their surgical booties!
- 40. Who in the world could put in his own chest tube?
- 44. If this male reproductive organ breaks, you better whisper it in Greek
- 48. "You don't wear these outside of the hospital, you hot shot!"
- 51. To think this Guadalajaran educated medical student not only became a trauma surgeon but a Commanding General of Texas State Medical Brigade. Really?
- 55. Lots of murdercycles on this Chicago high speed highway
- 57. Only U.S. city north of Canada
- 59. Low hemoglobin
- 61. Acronym for your surgical residency preference before General Surgery
- 62. No wonder you were so good at this type of surgery. You're Greek! lapara (flank side) skopo (to see)
- 64. This office manager would step out to Kelly Road to sneak a smoke
- 65. Did you like him for his chief-dome in Park Ridge or because he had a BIG head of hair?!
- 68. So does it sound like a type of ball or is it a surgery?
- 69. Don't get admitted to the hospital during this month
- 70. Interrupted and never enough
- 71. The family who could take out a gallbladder, remove ear wax, make you drool in your lap and basically, drive you crazy!
- 72. Weak?Fatique?Fever? Better order this test
- 76. "You wanna bag 'er" resounded as you ran your first ____
