"40 Years Of Doctor-ing"

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Across
  1. 6. Good thing you didn't bump into Kyle Rittenhouse when you were doing H and P's in this city
  2. 7. When this soaked through your underwear, it went in the garbage
  3. 9. From sanitarium to spectacular healthcare center
  4. 10. The alliteration of these office girls' first names rolled off your tongue _____and____
  5. 11. This residency program had you driving and singing, "NW Side, South Side all around Chicago"
  6. 14. Better do this back in the late eighties when examining an HIV patient
  7. 16. "Drruuuuuw!"
  8. 17. Treatment for arachnid veins
  9. 18. Best CCOM friend and roomie
  10. 19. "Man, you can dictate those fast!"
  11. 20. The Piazza-Georgeson "Dynamic Duo"
  12. 23. _______(Anguish)and _________(Loss of Life)
  13. 24. Cylindrical devices astonishingly found "down there" on a patient in the very scary Detroit Hospital E.R.
  14. 30. Solve for x: 2(x - 10) = 60
  15. 33. You weren't paid until these came in!
  16. 34. Sadly sung,"Don't Go Back To ________"
  17. 35. Centers in Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Illinois and Texas
  18. 38. This silver Honda got you all around Chicago until it broke down on Sheridan road, "The ____"
  19. 39. Threw up your 1985 mortarboard in this prominent UofC sanctuary
  20. 41. When the hospital clock struck ______, the witching hour began!
  21. 42. A bit of an arrogant trauma attending at Illinois Masonic
  22. 43. Talent show piece of equipment measuring expressions of pain
  23. 45. "There was a HUGE explosion on Clark Street! Is the E.R. packed?" The ____________
  24. 46. Town you hung your first solo practice shingle
  25. 47. A bunch of French nuns ran around healing people here
  26. 49. "Smilin'Mighty Jesus"
  27. 50. Good looking Dr. Georgeson
  28. 52. Too bad they didn't have Door Dash for this renowned rib restaurant during residency
  29. 53. The ICU thought you were the best at putting these in (you were!)
  30. 54. "Come to this restaurant, meet Dr. Georgeson and take dinner home for the family!"
  31. 56. You rocked "You look Marvelous!" with this SNL skit at the CCOM Variety Show.
  32. 58. You already knew how to tie your shoes, but you definitely had to practice this this dexterity
  33. 60. You always said this tightened up during a tough surgery
  34. 63. Don't snowboard or you might compromise this organ's ability to filter your blood
  35. 65. This countdown sign kept you and Jerry going when you studied for the "big one"
  36. 66. Joe never thought this 1831 settlement of 100 people would become Illinoi's second largest city (now third)
  37. 67. "Now I know my _ _ _'s"
  38. 70. Your first solo-owned medical conglomerate
  39. 73. A swinger doctor and FBI target
  40. 74. Very patriotic vein center
  41. 75. Burping and flatulent professor of surgery who loved Ravinia
  42. 77. Always bailing out this specialty in the O.R. when they got lost in the abdomen
  43. 78. This guy will spit on your vein if you don't watch out
  44. 79. Before texting, a big nuisance on your belt
  45. 80. You must have made these 4 little incisions millions of times. Goodbye bile organ!
Down
  1. 1. Not kittens, but _______
  2. 2. Your patient rapport was amazing whether you were right next to their mattress or not
  3. 3. "Nine maybe eight of them!"
  4. 4. Should be called a "prison cell"
  5. 5. Your Polish successor
  6. 8. You had to take this out along with the affected portion of the pancreas when you were doing a Whipple
  7. 12. Worst month for breast awareness
  8. 13. Miley Cirus and Demi Moore filmed their 2012 Romantic Comedy, LOL, in your rival high school in this town!
  9. 15. Andrew and Isabelle had the movement of these down pat!
  10. 19. Originally in HydePark before its rebranding and relocation to Downers Grove
  11. 21. Alphabetical last names of two Greek contemporary friends and doctors who acted like they just came off the boat!
  12. 22. Should have had stock in this airline between 1985-86
  13. 25. Worst Providence job you ever had that changed your life forever from 7am to 7pm
  14. 26. "I caaaaan't stand it"
  15. 27. Taylor said "Yes "to a Kansas City ____
  16. 28. Opposite of squares
  17. 29. Hated taking this requirement to keep up your license
  18. 31. Didn't matter if you spoke to them or wrote on them, these pieces of wood were really hard
  19. 32. "I got these fireballs in my uterus"
  20. 36. "My Minister be comin' down"
  21. 37. Going on rounds with this attending made all residents shake in their surgical booties!
  22. 40. Who in the world could put in his own chest tube?
  23. 44. If this male reproductive organ breaks, you better whisper it in Greek
  24. 48. "You don't wear these outside of the hospital, you hot shot!"
  25. 51. To think this Guadalajaran educated medical student not only became a trauma surgeon but a Commanding General of Texas State Medical Brigade. Really?
  26. 55. Lots of murdercycles on this Chicago high speed highway
  27. 57. Only U.S. city north of Canada
  28. 59. Low hemoglobin
  29. 61. Acronym for your surgical residency preference before General Surgery
  30. 62. No wonder you were so good at this type of surgery. You're Greek! lapara (flank side) skopo (to see)
  31. 64. This office manager would step out to Kelly Road to sneak a smoke
  32. 65. Did you like him for his chief-dome in Park Ridge or because he had a BIG head of hair?!
  33. 68. So does it sound like a type of ball or is it a surgery?
  34. 69. Don't get admitted to the hospital during this month
  35. 70. Interrupted and never enough
  36. 71. The family who could take out a gallbladder, remove ear wax, make you drool in your lap and basically, drive you crazy!
  37. 72. Weak?Fatique?Fever? Better order this test
  38. 76. "You wanna bag 'er" resounded as you ran your first ____