40th Birthday Puzzle

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Across
  1. 2. "Anyway I'm...."
  2. 3. Pardon me, is there a Dr. in the house?
  3. 4. You slipped on a footpath here
  4. 6. At 40, you become a..
  5. 7. A service much better than taxis
  6. 9. Phones according to you are for...
  7. 10. you fancy this Aisling
  8. 12. You are definitely one of these
  9. 13. You picked this up in a tent
  10. 14. Based on your feet, Dad is 50%..
Down
  1. 1. Dead weight in a rowing boat
  2. 3. "Oh hello little..."
  3. 5. Mam's No.1 son
  4. 8. super nintendo players were...
  5. 11. Something sore hit you