Across
- 5. Likes making shawls of prayer
- 8. "If I only had a heart"
- 9. Deck the ----; scariest teacher at school
- 13. Ballerina/superhero fanfic writer
- 15. The songs they write get stuck in your head forever; has an interesting fashion sense
- 16. Mr Nee's BFF; doesn’t care what anyone else thinks about them
- 18. Wants to invite all their sisters' friends to a murder mystery b-day party
- 21. Married to "Rolf" and has a very cute baby
- 25. Middle child of too many kids; shares a birthday with their mother
- 26. AKA the element (Cu)
- 27. Has 8 children and somehow has room for 1 more
- 29. Glinda's (not) stinky boyfriend
- 30. Occasionally goes on (man) dates with my father
- 31. Future voice actor with an amazing witch cackle
- 34. Has too many pets and too many boys in their house
- 36. Has very convincing puppy dog eyes
- 38. A human and a carrot
- 39. Apparently sang in a piano recital; sat next to me at spring formal
- 44. The gremlin that lives in our basement and watches tv with me sometimes
- 45. Eldest child; former ginger; beautiful tree
- 47. Plays the piano pretty good; works with mothers and babies for their job
- 48. Keeps a sword in their closet
- 50. Has a hard time telling siblings apart and working with modern technology
- 52. A book of the Bible; has a dumb mustache
- 53. Says “respectfully” and “sad face” a lot; makes fun of homeschoolers even though they used to be homeschooled
- 54. Would rather live in Japan and read all day
- 56. Likes WWII and cows
- 59. Has a brother that's also a s'more ingredient
- 60. Sole Survivor of homeschool all the way through; Banana
- 62. Didn’t have a radio voice so became a pizza man then started torturing high schoolers
- 63. Made me sweep and take out their trash
- 64. A book of the Bible; used to be one of Lilly’s favorite people
- 66. Got married in my front yard to the one who is beloved by all
- 68. Their country has a very pretty flag; Makes me think about things >:(
- 70. Really enjoys traveling the world; mentors my math tutor
- 71. Speaks in jokes and sarcasm; good at tech and stuff
- 72. Ginger with a music obsession
- 73. Played the same role twice... twice
- 74. Regrets their life choices (should be practicing driving rn)
Down
- 1. Is thankful for wanting a puppy and wants to be a baby when they grow up
- 2. A book of the Bible; will always be an angsty teenager in my mind
- 3. "If I only had a brain"
- 4. Hosted the puppy bowl; honorary aunt
- 5. Sat on us as babies or something...
- 6. Used to live in our neighborhood; "popular girl" vibes
- 7. Used to read us a book with an unnaturally long title
- 10. Has a surname similar to "Dude" or "Buddy"; used to make cringe comics with me
- 11. "Oh. It says O"
- 12. Chose teaching middle schoolers over being in charge of the school
- 14. We used to have matching pants; got way taller than me
- 17. Likes beanies and NF
- 19. Full time grandma at 16
- 20. Shares a name with an actor
- 22. Flirts with their friends; Spanish teachers fear their earrings
- 23. Go to the front of the picture if you're their size
- 24. "If I only had the noive"
- 28. Voted best student stage crew member
- 32. Likes to 3D print things; helps me with math homework sometimes
- 33. Forces us to look like we're attending a funeral multiple days a year
- 35. Occasionally directs traffic and is the subject of Jackbox game jokes (sorry...)
- 37. Shares a name with their friend and a birthday with one of their children; sings pretty good
- 39. Drinks pickle juice but won’t use a microwave
- 40. "Oh no! It's the WIZARD!"
- 41. Genderbent version of a bald teacher (but not really)
- 42. 1. Amazing ----- 2. ---- of green gables
- 43. Was a baby when we moved; youngest child
- 46. Sole extrovert of the family; beloved by all
- 48. Used to teach college students and sometimes forgets that we're not them
- 49. Could be a professional golf player
- 51. Lived down the hill; the 1st
- 52. Broke a hammock with a child in it; “April ------- bring May flowers”
- 55. Female Bob Ross
- 57. Is leaving their job after 9 years
- 58. Somehow doesn't go insane when hundreds of kids invade their home every summer
- 61. Used to always wear platform shoes and fancy skirts to school
- 62. Threatens their grandchildren with toilet paper rolls...?
- 64. We met them through car pooling to practice for a theatre production
- 65. Bowtie; the art gene wasn’t passed down…
- 67. The only extrovert in the friend group and the reason most of us are there
- 69. Teacher of instruments; allergic to hornless unicorns :(