Across
- 1. A Jerk-Off Principal and Five Students
- 4. Jenny and Me
- 6. Marty McFly's mom is a zoophile
- 9. A Maverick and a Goose
- 11. "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"
- 12. Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker
- 13. All He Wanted Was Something To Eat
- 14. No One Calls Him Chicken
- 16. Harrison Ford and His Mighty Lasso
- 19. "This is now" "What happened to then"
- 21. 1982 Kurt Russell
Down
- 2. The Eye of The Tiger
- 3. Queen's Greatest Song
- 5. Tom Cruise Fairy Tale
- 7. "I'll Be Back"
- 8. Josh Brolin, His Brother, and a Fat Kid
- 10. Rock beats Scissors, Mud beats Alien
- 13. A Cyborg With Mad Gun Spinning Skills
- 15. Dolph Lundgren vs Carl Weathers
- 17. A Mute, A Doctor, A Madman, and A Nudist
- 18. Immortal Guy with Sword vs Crazy Immortal Guy with Sword
- 20. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man