Across
- 2. canon event referenced 3x per week
- 5. common Goose-ism
- 7. Cantio spirit animal
- 8. tri-colored tool?
- 9. Edelman's eggs, likely
- 12. healing, for 5
- 17. 50% of the mess
- 20. sponsor, financier, or a special someone's liquor of choice
- 21. pledge class glue, ironically
- 23. interesting #1, Ruch
- 26. a slow sister, informally
- 29. blew bubbles, once or twice
- 30. Stern, to Cinco
- 35. rude awakening
- 36. go-to dance move for certain cartoon character's namesake
- 38. choking hazard
- 41. He might bring gifts in a hellcat
- 42. 6:05
- 43. a place to try broccoli
- 44. frequent Ruch fader
- 45. corny, in more ways than one
- 47. gotas azules, sophomore year
- 50. the best golfer, in goose's eyes
- 51. (un)welcomed house plant
- 53. Ethan wants him back
- 54. sushi locale for rapists
- 56. whore, but isn't
- 58. free Bigalora meal recipient
- 59. gas lighter?
- 63. middle ground for pals?
Down
- 1. she was often passed around the house, but will never be again
- 3. Friday morning resident, often
- 4. it is louder than Feig's love-making
- 6. ice cream house?
- 10. untouched by Goofy and Cantio
- 11. house-wide alarm clock?
- 13. candy bird, or a way to get connected?
- 14. religious figure, to some
- 15. no way Stern hasn't fantasized, right?
- 16. South University running mate
- 18. triumphant exclamation
- 19. player one, often
- 22. a Spalding is the only type Stern would touch
- 24. many have tried, few have succeeded
- 25. humorous (to some)
- 27. little brother
- 28. a based pledge, perhaps
- 31. Panthera Leos, by nature
- 32. opens the door for a long night, perhaps
- 33. alcohol for the undead
- 34. frequent Sunday morning activity/Stern insult
- 37. sheila's neighbor
- 39. catalyst for some senior year relationships
- 40. Let's talk about it!
- 45. brother's niche attraction
- 46. hairiest in the house, once
- 48. we know EVERY word to this artist's song
- 49. success in this would warrant face humping
- 52. Liv Andrews frat hitlist count
- 55. sophomore solution to 6 across
- 57. gas lighter?
- 60. Bruce Wayne cosplayer locale, perhaps
- 61. BatMan drug of choice
- 62. controversial vegetable, as of late