Across
- 3. nerd, weakling
- 5. Chinese Turkey
- 7. Little Nancy's ask to Santa
- 14. I'M STUCK!! (on what)
- 15. Headless Duck Restaurant
- 17. Gift From Mom to Dad, alliteration
- 18. lifeboy
- 20. Parker's Car nickname
- 22. Red Ryder Carbine Action
- 23. Mommy's Little oink-oink
- 25. Next Door Neighbor, Dog Owner
- 26. Aunt Clara's gift
- 27. Do it, I bet you won't
Down
- 1. Music and Lyrics, by
- 2. Oh, @#$*!
- 3. 29th President, Elementary School
- 4. A Major Award
- 6. Radio Station init.
- 8. Randy's Xmas gift from Ralphie
- 9. Santa's gift recommendation
- 10. Essay Grade
- 11. Breakable, italian
- 12. Zooming into (), Indiana City
- 13. Animals "spotted" at Pulaski's Candy Store, Dad's Favorite Team
- 15. Parker's address
- 16. You'll ___ Your Eye Out
- 19. grumpy elf workplace, favorite toystore
- 21. Santa's Favorite Drink
- 24. Ralphie's broken glasses alibi
- 25. Western Thief
- 27. Frank Parker's Favorite Meal