A Crossword About Nothing

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Across
  1. 3. Money for People Organization
  2. 6. Catchwords from Kramer
  3. 9. Elaine's Nickname, After Her Unfortunate Christmas Card Incident. "Everybody's Calling Me ______!"
  4. 11. Elaine Gets in Hot Water For Buying George a Sable What?
  5. 12. Elaine, to Kramer: "You stupid, ______ doofus!"
  6. 14. Adjective Describing Elaine, Unfortunately
  7. 15. Kramer's Girlfriend Leslie, Annoyingly
  8. 16. Elaine's Dancing: Like a Full Body ________
  9. 20. George's Nickname, in the Locker Room
  10. 22. George's Alias, In a Limo
  11. 24. Bania's Preferred Jewelry
  12. 25. "The Second _______" - a Kramer and Newmon Mets Conspiracy
  13. 26. What George Sells, in His Dreams
  14. 29. What George Lacks
  15. 30. A Vile Weed, According to Newman
  16. 32. Elaine's Charming Boyfriend, Annoyingly
  17. 33. Frank's tree substitute
  18. 34. Diner
  19. 38. Appropriate name for the library cop
  20. 46. The Uncle
  21. 47. Nonsense Phrase, Famously
  22. 50. What the gang craves, thanks to Woody Allen
  23. 51. Correct trivial pursuit answer
  24. 53. George's Preferred Uniform Fabric
  25. 54. Source of George's embarrassment
  26. 55. George: "My Boys __________!"
  27. 56. A Betting Texan Jerry Meets in the Airport Diplomat's Club
  28. 59. Who Leo Puts in a Home - Jerry's ______
  29. 60. What Jerry Doesn't Want to Be
  30. 61. He thinks Jerry is a very bad man
  31. 63. Kramer's Rooster, Little _______
  32. 64. Puddy's Favorite Greeting
  33. 66. "It's Not ______, It's Me"
  34. 67. A Fitting Italian Food Order, for Jerry
  35. 69. How Elaine Views Herself, the ________ of the castle
  36. 70. Destination in seinfeld movie - where to visit after milan
  37. 71. An apt nickname for Watley
  38. 72. Show Hosted by JAS Twice During Seinfeld's Run
  39. 73. Jerry's Today Show Garb
  40. 74. Jerrys Date's Name, or Maybe Not // It Rhymes with a part of the female anatoy
Down
  1. 1. Magazine, Which Would Be Appropriate for the Gang to Read
  2. 2. George: "I want to be the one person who doesn't die with ____"
  3. 4. The Network
  4. 5. Junior Miracle Sweet
  5. 7. Elaine's Boss
  6. 8. Kramer's Plates, for A Little While
  7. 10. What Leo didn't give Helen
  8. 13. Newman's Soup Order
  9. 17. Kramer: "Yes, I'm Dr. ______ Nostrand from the clinic. I need Elaine Benes's chart. She's a patient of mine and she's not going to make it. It's, uh, very bad, very messy.? Nurse: "I see. And what clinic is that again?" Kramer: "Uh, that's correct"
  10. 18. Insult From Elaine's Rock Climbing Boyfriend
  11. 19. Number of Seasons
  12. 21. Jerry Superhero quote: "What's the deal with _______, could he go on land or was he just restricted to water?
  13. 23. Rude Way George Eats
  14. 27. Kramer's scent
  15. 28. He Flips and Drips
  16. 31. George's name in a Chinese Restaurant
  17. 34. The Virgin
  18. 35. What Leo Tries to Steal
  19. 36. George: "You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get _______"
  20. 37. "The Lure of the Animal," According to the Latvian Orthodox Church
  21. 39. First Contestant Eliminated From "The Contest"
  22. 40. Repeated Elaine Exclamation Caused by Too Many Muscle Relaxants
  23. 41. George Comes from a long line of them
  24. 42. What Jerry's Dad Sells
  25. 43. Appropriate Adjective for Jerry's Profession
  26. 44. Rejected Alternative to The Bro
  27. 45. What Kramer Put On, Without Consulting His Lawyer
  28. 48. Elaine's Lunch Order
  29. 49. How Frank tries to Control His Rage
  30. 52. Jerry's Cutsie Nickname
  31. 57. Reason to break up with a woman
  32. 58. bakery item jerry stole from an old woman
  33. 62. Van Buren Boy's Secret Signal
  34. 65. Jerry's Favorite Breakfast
  35. 68. Woody Woodpecker's Biggest, and Oldest Fan