A Crossword for My Love

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Across
  1. 3. my favorite thing about you physically
  2. 4. your favorite nasty place
  3. 5. "It's never enough"
  4. 7. alejandro's unofficial college degree is in ___
  5. 9. the absolute worst chore in the world
Down
  1. 1. the creepy pasta channel
  2. 2. "guess what"
  3. 6. the city where I was born
  4. 8. "now, watch this ___"