Across
- 3. Penned "In Blackwater Woods" (2 wds.)
- 5. Go-to editor
- 7. Maker of almost inedible crackers
- 11. Winifred's age, Roman style
- 13. One of Jerry's pals
- 15. It's taped by 9:00 p.m.
- 16. Part of my morning routine
- 17. "Fittest Flat ____"
- 19. I slept with one
- 21. Back-to-school mos.
- 23. Accumulates every spring and requires removal
- 26. Favorite toy, and drier (2 wds.)
- 29. Number of brothers I have
- 31. Twelve things that saved my wife (2 wds.)
- 33. Eats rabbit turds
- 34. OTC acid reducer
- 36. Helped me to become a better human
- 39. Doesn't always have the answers, so makes them up
- 40. Paints his nails and ruins my Sundays
- 43. I share a ____ month with my wife
- 46. Type of pear tree I was married under
- 47. Least favorite topic of discussion
- 49. Insect that altered my eating habits
- 52. "The ___ Angel"
- 54. Cuddliest traitor
- 55. "Sleeping __________" (2 wds.)
- 56. I load them and Katie empties them
- 57. Things I wish would be broken down
- 58. The only thing I drink
- 59. Loves me more than anyone
- 60. Running alternative
Down
- 1. Wi-fi network (2 wds.)
- 2. The bane of my existence, as well as my babies
- 4. It's bland and I can cook it myself
- 6. Fun activity that I refuse to participate in
- 8. Pali word that is often mispronounced
- 9. Has good pizza but didn't have all the answers
- 10. You can find me here before sundown
- 12. "Air ____"
- 14. Apple variety
- 18. Weapons used against Max (2 wds.)
- 20. Letters found on sammies
- 22. Things I don't read
- 24. Landing spot for all things without a home
- 25. Close friend and advisor of Navy Seal's
- 27. My wife loves me more than ____ (3 wds.)
- 28. Makes me fart
- 30. Classically trained band with cult-like following
- 31. "Meanwhile Back at Mama's" singer
- 32. Unutilized mode of transportation
- 35. Something I think I am several times per week
- 37. FUM, for one
- 38. "American ____ Warrior"
- 41. Golden handcuffs (abbrv.)
- 42. Street where I can find ribs
- 44. "Where I Lived, and What I Lived For" author's initials
- 45. Type of bird that flies south, and someone I miss
- 48. Favorite drunk of CBS
- 50. Matchmaker's surname
- 51. "Have the ____ out?" (2 wds.)
- 53. High-end automobile and unreliable human
