Across
- 2. Can be hung on the tree or kicked.
- 3. Something that Santa and Mommy both wear.
- 4. "No Peeking til Xmas!"
- 6. Mommy took all the subby's money as this character.
- 8. Eartha Kitt, The Andrews Sisters, and "male chickens" all want this for Christmas.
- 10. Christmas figure or a fun way to do a special send.
- 13. A verb that Dommes do every day (spelled differently), or the thing that reindeer pull.
- 14. A holiday way to embrace forced-intox.
- 15. Can be hung by the fireplace or worn by Mommy.
- 16. The gift that should be given all year long.
Down
- 1. Best place to receive gifts from subs.
- 5. "Hot! Hot! Ooh, we got it!"
- 7. Subs should be doing this for us EVERY season.
- 9. It's fun when Mommy is this, but bad if subs are.
- 11. Perfect for tying up your puppy.
- 12. A warm cup in the morning; best when sub-funded.
