A Sarcastic Christmas

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Across
  1. 1. His story proves that you can be popular if you are useful
  2. 4. The number of milking maids given for Christmas
  3. 5. What my daughter puts in my stocking every single year
  4. 6. The only person with better surveillance than the NSA
  5. 7. The traditional number of days to Christmas, despite our holiday sechedule
  6. 9. The most famous stepdad in history
  7. 15. A protein shake with booze
  8. 16. I would leave these out for Santa if I didn't eat them all first
  9. 17. Some act like they were raised here but Jesus really was born in one
  10. 18. Each one is unique but together they are a menace
  11. 19. This may be wood, plastic, or aluminum
  12. 20. You should wash this before hanging it on the mantel
Down
  1. 2. Apparently this is great fun to ride in (unless the horse is gassy)
  2. 3. Every one of these has a Cousin Eddie
  3. 8. Nobody likes to send these but we get mad if we don't get one
  4. 10. Thirty-six! But last year I had thirty-seven!
  5. 11. A very expense perfume given to a baby in a stable
  6. 12. Forced labor is OK if they look like children
  7. 13. The only tangle more difficult than the Gordian knot
  8. 14. HR bans this flower at all holiday parties