Across
- 2. Seasonal songs sung by intrusive door-knockers and choirs
- 6. A red-clothed invader of homes
- 7. A fat old man's preferred mode of night-time transportation on the 24th
- 8. A poorly-constructed decorative tassel composed of myriad reflective tendrils
- 9. A massive feast, or possibly a microwave meal preceding the Queen's speech
- 12. Adornments for trees and houses, and anywhere else that control has been lost
- 13. A red-chested bird or Batman's famous sidekick
Down
- 1. Blinding and garish seasonal illumination of tress, streets, and trashy houses
- 2. An obligation that sees the Royal Mail slow to a crawl over the Christmas period
- 3. A once-proud mystical race reduced to menial, unpaid labour for an old white man
- 4. A workplace gifting ritual designed to highlight disparate expectations and foster resentment
- 5. Unearned treats given to fortunate children and adults who are owed something
- 10. A reindeer famous for his reflective facial deformity
- 11. The white killer of old people and closer of schools and roads