Across
- 5. I'll pass, because I'm a corpse
- 9. Too sour to sing in
- 10. Chuck Colts
- 12. Fantano, you can't say that word!
- 14. A great destination for baseball
- 15. Life over. Sad times.
- 16. Horse in her bed
- 17. Soccer ball gains sapience
Down
- 1. Remember when I beat cancer?
- 2. Scheme containing nets
- 3. Jesus take the wheel
- 4. Written by the fans
- 6. Don't be upset, it's not 1900 and you don't need one
- 7. A dead animal, small enough to take on board
- 8. Treasure it while you can
- 11. I'm not above having fun
- 13. This blind hero has a law degree