Abbies super awesome (not very safe for work) work related crossword.

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Across
  1. 2. Day ruiners:
  2. 5. More like 'new homies'. Welcome! Enjoy all this awesome Healthcare that is really good and is never confusing.
  3. 7. Like the coolest person ever.
  4. 10. The AI takeover of our jobs. Lol, jk, nobody likes them.
  5. 14. This is probably determined by how much milk you drink. I know medicine.
  6. 15. NYT's crosswords:
  7. 17. "Oh you'll actually check in all the way down the hall and to the left."
  8. 18. "Oh you'll actually keep going and check in to the right. Just follow the tile."
  9. 24. "I called and told them I was going to be half an hour late. They told me it was fine and to come anyways. Nobody said anything about rescheduling."
  10. 27. U of U Redwood: We're testing your ___.
  11. 28. Abbie's crosswords:
  12. 29. Boss-lady:
  13. 30. Boss-man:
  14. 32. "I don't know how to say his name."
Down
  1. 1. ___ wait time for Urgent Care? That's too long; I'm leaving.
  2. 3. If you grab more from storage, Aboul might murder you in your sleep.
  3. 4. We hear you loud and clear with no traffic... sometimes. If we're not busy.
  4. 6. Super cool people:
  5. 8. "I don't know how to say her name."
  6. 9. A name(spelled WRONG ugh gross)? A location? A road?
  7. 11. Literally Satan.
  8. 12. Objectively the worst place to sit. No cap, on God, frfr.
  9. 13. You better have some of #_ down if you wanna see him, I tell you hwat
  10. 16. -Knock knock? -Who's there? -"___"- ___ who? -Can't tell you.
  11. 19. The actual best 30 mins of the day
  12. 20. The 'best' 30 mins of the day
  13. 21. "Oh you'll actually check in back by the entrance doors, on the right."
  14. 22. A road? A tree? A U of U clinic? So versatile.
  15. 23. A name? A verb? Porque no los dos? (Get it? Dos. If you guys don't guess it this time I quit)
  16. 25. Are you receiving bla-
  17. 26. Just like the best program ever. It's name is super fitting, everyone loves it, and it never has any problems.
  18. 31. "Call ___" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand".