Across
- 5. Group receiving special instructions in Abe's Bar Mitzvah reading
- 6. Side dish promoted to main character
- 8. Abe and Rivka's favorite Shabbos leisure reading
- 9. The world's longest love letter to tamarins
- 11. Creature that has occupied Abe's thoughts longer than some human acquaintances
- 14. University responsible for at least one excellent marriage
- 17. NFL Team responsible for Abe's emotional wellbeing
- 18. Industry Abe watches with the enthusiasm others reserve for celebrities
- 19. Item Abe insists he already has enough of
- 20. TV show Abe could probably cite more accurately than his college syllabus
Down
- 1. A pleasant pastime that's all about strategy, if Abe is to be believed
- 2. Ancient version of a group text
- 3. Family pet regularly misgendered by Abe
- 4. Piece of clothing capable of causing irrational optimism
- 7. Abe's unexpected talent
- 10. College town where many questionable life decisions begin
- 12. Where life begins and love never ends
- 13. Theme of Abe's award winning cartoon caption
- 15. One of Abe's favorite spectator sports
- 16. The opening topic of Beha'alotcha
