Across
- 4. Clueless speaker, occasionally funny, always unpaid
- 6. Where speeches are made and love is shared
- 7. Big decision, lifelong promise, not made lightly
- 9. Common digital phenomenon: message seen, reply pending until next lunar cycle
- 10. Weekly ritual involving formulas, conditional formatting, and the illusion of control
Down
- 1. Shouted when Dai sits down, glasses clink, and a crossword is finally complete
- 2. Weekly host with a fringe and a twist
- 3. Iron melody
- 4. Strategic genius, terrible guard dog
- 5. Vetoes metal
- 8. Our elegant quiz master