Across
- 4. don't get stuffed on this side dish
- 5. what the head of household gets to do to the turkey first
- 6. kitchen appliance that brings peace to family on Thanksgiving
- 11. imposter turkey (vegetarian)
- 12. biodegradable tobacco pipe
- 15. farm event that takes place at this time
- 16. chemical some people believe makes you sleepy
- 22. the football team that always plays on Thanksgiving
- 23. home of Plymouth Rock
- 26. piece that goes at the center of the table
- 27. frankenstein monster of turkey duck chicken
- 29. try your luck with this barbaric struggle over the bird remains
- 30. topping for turkey and mashed potatoes
- 32. side dish - do you like yours lumpy or not
Down
- 1. what you'll be eating for 2 weeks after
- 2. food that stays in the shape of a can
- 3. the crazy people that show up every year
- 7. the effigy that guards the crops
- 8. what turkeys say
- 9. one of the boats that brought pilgrims over
- 10. don't act fancy with this word - just say Fall
- 13. what christians say before eating their meal
- 14. you need a 2nd stomach for this
- 17. some of the people at the first Thanksgiving wearing their fancy bonnets
- 18. pie - best southern dessert if you ask people from Texas
- 19. a.k.a sweetbreads by definition
- 20. word for a big meal
- 21. there's only two - you have to fight for them
- 24. pie - all american desert
- 25. the bird is the word
- 28. goat's horn overflowing with flowers, fruit, and corn
- 31. main meat for the strange people that don't like turkey