Across
- 2. what wisdom leads to
- 8. a Big Bad Wolf's Kryptonite
- 9. surgical operation removing cancerous tumours from a gland in the abdomen
- 11. what ignorance is to people who would rather not know
- 14. infer
- 15. both netball and airplanes have these
- 18. belief that life is meaningless
- 23. large, quadrupedal mammal which is also the national animal of Vietnam (5, 7)
- 26. an overnight flight
- 27. Zodiac sign of a person born 9 August, if they were born two weeks later
- 28. key ingredient of tiramisu CLUE, what this is DIFFERENTIATE, tell apart, it is also a maths term
- 30. (1.)'s best friend
- 35. yours should be very high now, if you are completing this crossword as I asked you to
- 36. What ‘K’ might represent
- 37. an appropriate adjective for me if I was being eccentric
- 39. KIC's favourite sport, in my opinion
- 40. name of the creek where boys live
- 42. name of the goodest boy in the whole wide world
- 46. An intense surgical operation, in board game form
- 47. a fitting term for the effect a prolonged loss of electricity may have on an ice-sculpting business
- 49. object often wielded by WWE performers, though not its typical use
- 50. you badly jammed one in a door
- 51. hit song by Iyaz, or a fumble of the ball
- 53. second word of an Australian business beginning with your last name
- 55. long for
- 58. what I'm composing this crossword on, during my shift [phrase] (3, 5)
- 59. what you might use an eraser for
- 62. Thai city frequented by Geelong teens (6, 3)
- 66. Elaine’s obsession
- 68. Ford slogan (2, 7)
- 70. one might describe a suspect's as 'medium'
- 72. ‘Fee-fi-fo…’
- 74. like many of the messages in the group chat (1-1)
- 76. disgraced athlete with last name ***NUMBER***
- 77. gateway to the Great Ocean Road
- 78. you'll probably fly over this on your way to Vietnam
- 80. one of two colours appearing on the Vietnamese flag
- 81. you might use one to wipe water from your shower door
- 82. part of your hand, or metal spike, or to complete perfectly, or sexual act
Down
- 1. 'He-__!' often exclaimed by Michael Jackson
- 3. if the venue for your birthday dinner were instead a place of worship for chewy fruit-flavoured candy, it might be called this (7, 9)
- 4. national dish of Vietnam
- 5. suburb to the east of Highton
- 6. resulting character after hitting Mario with a blue shell (according to colour theory)
- 7. what a patient administered benzodiazepines might say
- 10. comfortable footwear for nurses
- 12. Academy Award winner for best animated feature at the Oscars in 2002
- 13. my favourite and least favourite video game (6, 2, 7)
- 16. audio streaming service founded in Sweden
- 17. country of the city one of our friends is named after
- 19. what some netball umpires at Kardinia Park might give you for committing murder, for example [phrase] (4, 2, 3, 5)
- 20. if you were wearing pants with this design, I might say, 'Where are your legs?' jokingly
- 21. one might make a flight noisy and uncomfortable (6, 4)
- 22. the letters ELSEHAY unjumbled
- 24. movie you watched during childhood (hopefully) that was often an orange VHS tape
- 25. an association you might make with a slipper and a pumpkin
- 29. Actress Foster of ‘Silence of the Lambs’
- 31. what other Barwon the Barwon River becomes
- 32. first name of actor who shares your birthday and plays a demonic clown in one of his films
- 33. my surname rhymes with several varieties of this
- 34. first name of actress who shares your birthday and appears in 'Twilight' and 'Pitch Perfect'
- 38. Suncorp Super Netball team that shares its name with an AFL team
- 41. Kardinia's predecessor
- 43. Geelong Sports Hub menu item
- 44. Rihanna suggests shining bright like one
- 45. connection between two normally diverging anatomical structures
- 48. 'see!' upon proving someone wrong (1, 4, 3, 2)
- 52. what you can't use to cheat on this crossword, if you are completing this crossword as intended
- 54. following (1.), a breaking of the sound barrier
- 56. the hottest planet in our solar system
- 57. what baby computers call their fathers (corny joke)
- 60. leave an aircraft
- 61. surname of stern KIC teacher that sounds like VERDICT
- 63. homophone for how you might greet someone whose name is a homophone for the basic unit of heredity, or cleanliness
- 64. Andrew came over the other night to fiddle with mine
- 65. surname of Sophie who graduated in KIC's class of '18
- 67. sometimes you have to be this when speaking to one in the hospital
- 69. ‘No Internet’ dinosaur species (1-3)
- 71. what the future has in store for Andrew & I
- 73. opposite of (1.)
- 75. Number of stars on the Subaru logo
- 79. genre of music that is also a material