Across
- 1. if the venue for your birthday dinner were instead a place of worship for chewy fruit-flavoured candy, it might be called this (7, 9)
- 3. gateway to the Great Ocean Road
- 5. singer of 'Mirrors', first name
- 6. to assign similar roles to the same actor or actress (e.g. Will Ferrell, Michael Cera)
- 9. first name of actor who shares your birthday and plays a demonic clown in one of his films
- 12. Elaine’s obsession
- 14. a tattoo artist might refer to their customers as one
- 15. lead singer of a former girl group whose mother's name is synonymous with fate
- 18. object often wielded by WWE performers, though not its typical use
- 20. large bovid which is the national animal of Vietnam (5, 7)
- 22. 'Stranger Things' protagonist
- 24. earthquake aftermath
- 25. both netball and airplanes have these
- 28. Geelong Sports Hub menu item
- 29. popular Moorabool Street bar, or time when children play outside at school
- 30. Number of stars on the Subaru logo
- 32. a fitting term for the effect a prolonged loss of electricity may have on an ice-sculpting business
- 33. description of a video that is low quality, using letters from (62.)
- 35. opposite of (88.)
- 37. an association you might make with a slipper and a pumpkin
- 38. connection between two normally diverging anatomical structures
- 40. what this is
- 41. my surname rhymes with several varieties of this
- 42. ‘Fee-fi-fo…’
- 44. surname of stern KIC teacher that sounds like VERDICT
- 45. what a patient administered benzodiazepines might say
- 46. KIC's favourite sport, in my opinion
- 48. the hottest planet in our solar system
- 51. Academy Award winner for best animated feature at the 2002 Oscars
- 53. you badly jammed one in a door
- 55. Geelong restaurant that often precedes visits to Augustus
- 56. key ingredient of tiramisu
- 57. only Asian country that uses the imperial system
- 58. Lobbers and Floppers' most frequent spectator
- 59. Ford slogan (2, 7)
- 61. what I'm composing this crossword on, during my shift [phrase] (3, 5)
- 64. ‘No Internet’ dinosaur species (1-3)
- 65. country beginning with the remaining letters from (17.)
- 68. 'See!' upon proving someone wrong (1, 4, 3, 2)
- 70. belief that life is meaningless
- 73. you might use one to wipe away water in your shower
- 74. what wisdom leads to
- 76. surname of horror writer who shares this name with a member of our netball team
- 77. if you were wearing pants with this design, I might say, 'Where are your legs?' jokingly
- 80. you'll likely return from your holiday with one of these
- 81. a Big Bad Wolf's Kryptonite
- 83. Kardinia's predecessor
- 84. an appropriate adjective for me if I was being eccentric
- 85. what baby computers call their fathers (corny joke)
- 89. yours should be very high now, if you are completing this crossword as intended
- 91. Actress Foster of ‘Silence of the Lambs’
- 92. Zodiac sign of a person born 9 August, if they were born two weeks later
- 93. What ‘K’ might mean
- 95. tell apart, it is also a math term
- 98. one might describe a suspect's as 'medium'
- 99. an overnight flight
- 100. genre of music that is also a material
Down
- 1. Ed Sheeran will presumably fall out of love with his partner upon them reaching this age (7-3)
- 2. Andrew came over the other night to fiddle with mine
- 4. one of two colours appearing on the Vietnamese flag
- 7. what Andrew yearns for, but fears on the netball court
- 8. what some netball umpires at Kardinia Park might give you for committing murder, it seems [phrase] (4, 2, 3, 5)
- 10. disgraced athlete with last name (79.)
- 11. what light is made of
- 13. Thai city frequented by KIC teens (6, 3)
- 16. ELSEHAY rearranged
- 17. first four letters of a type of tree that retains its foliage throughout the year
- 19. (35.)'s best friend
- 21. hit song by Iyaz, or a fumble of the ball
- 23. NYT's smaller crossword title (3, 4)
- 26. name of the goodest boy in the whole wide world
- 27. Suncorp Super Netball team that shares its name with an AFL team
- 28. sometimes you have to be this when speaking to one in the hospital
- 31. part of your hand, or metal spike, or to complete perfectly
- 32. my favourite and least favourite video game (6, 2, 7)
- 34. resulting character after hitting Mario with a blue shell (according to colour theory)
- 36. TV series that features the characters Viktor and Heimerdinger
- 39. surname of Sophie who graduated in KIC's class of '18
- 41. surgical operation removing cancerous tumours from a gland in the abdomen
- 43. audio streaming service founded in Sweden
- 47. homophone for how you might greet someone whose name is a homophone for the basic unit of heredity, or cleanliness
- 49. Harry Potter House which begins with the letter missing from the title of this crossword
- 50. you'll probably fly over this on your way to Vietnam
- 52. street adjacent to Geelong Hospital
- 54. movie you watched during childhood (hopefully) that was often an orange VHS tape
- 58. national dish of Vietnam
- 60. what ignorance is to people who would rather not know
- 62. one might make a flight noisy and uncomfortable (6, 4)
- 63. comfortable footwear for nurses
- 66. popular anime
- 67. Rihanna suggested shining bright like one
- 69. one of the films parodied in 'Scary Movie 3' (3, 4)
- 71. what you can't use to cheat on this crossword, if you are completing this crossword as intended
- 72. infer
- 75. word following (19.), a breaking of the sound barrier
- 78. first name of actress who shares your birthday and appears in 'Twilight' and 'Pitch Perfect'
- 79. name of the creek where boys live
- 81. suburb to the east of Highton
- 82. what you might use an eraser for
- 86. what the future has in store for Andrew & I
- 87. 'He-__!' often exclaimed by Michael Jackson
- 88. what other Barwon the Barwon River becomes
- 90. leave an aircraft
- 94. second word of an Australian business beginning with your last name
- 96. country of the city one of our friends is named after
- 97. like many of the messages in the group chat (1-1)