Across
- 2. French liquid that makes you pronounce everything with an accent
- 4. Lime-flavored excuse to wear a sombrero indoors
- 6. Triangle-shaped glass of liquid confidence for secret agents
- 10. Juniper-flavored sadness that pairs well with your mother-in-law's visit
- 12. German liquid that makes you yodel whether you want to or not
- 13. Rice wine that makes you bow to strangers
- 15. Spanish fruit punch that makes you dance on tables
Down
- 1. Kentucky's liquid contribution to bad decision-making since 1789
- 3. Green fairy water that makes you see actual green fairies
- 5. Pirate juice that makes you say "arrr" uncontrollably
- 7. Mexican beverage that erases memories and creates regrettable tattoos
- 8. What you call your voice after karaoke night at 3 AM
- 9. Clear liquid that makes Russians seem like they're speaking English
- 11. Bubbly liquid that costs more than your car payment
- 14. Fancy grape juice that pretends to be sophisticated at dinner parties