Alex’s nonsense

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Across
  1. 2. Probably the sexiest reindeer (5)
  2. 5. What Eminem does for Christmas (6)
  3. 7. Three good-time girls (2,2,2)
  4. 8. Fear of being stuck in a lift with St Nick (14)
  5. 9. Santa’s got a big one and it’s almost fit to burst (4)
  6. 11. What we’ll get for Christmas (5)
  7. 13. Stripey Scrooge (6)
  8. 15. What snowmen always smell (7)
  9. 16. Where famous reindeer dudes drink coffee (9)
  10. 18. Where Santa comes, because he’s not allowed through the back door (7)
  11. 19. What you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad (9)
Down
  1. 1. Festive corridor fighting (4,3,5)
  2. 3. The main difference between snowmen and snowwomen (or snow-AMABs and snow-AFABs) (9)
  3. 4. Naughty Kirsty loves a meatball (6)
  4. 6. Most fun when they’re full and you pull them down (9)
  5. 8. Long, hard, give off a hot liquid (7)
  6. 10. Unlikely to get gin, vodka or whiskey for Christmas (6)
  7. 12. What you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire (9)
  8. 14. Vader felt ‘em (8)
  9. 17. festive alphabet lacks 12th letter (4)