Across
- 2. - s for sandwich
- 4. - endgame estate
- 5. - smaller of two, by a lot
- 9. - shitty delivery
- 11. - forehead actor extraordinaire
- 15. - terror of our bario
- 16. - where Shreks live
- 17. - the one and only
- 18. - musical star(er)
- 19. - night vice
- 23. - x :: boom, zoom :: _
- 24. - wordly quality
- 25. - found in open water, small plates, and crosswords
- 27. - eagle silencer
- 29. - where to get jambon-fumette!
Down
- 1. - future furry companion
- 3. - classiest pile in the loo
- 6. - stranger and tastier things
- 7. - (come away with me)
- 8. - late wings
- 10. - papi's kingdom
- 12. - goat of Boulogne
- 13. - better than the real thing
- 14. - window frenemy
- 20. - because that's what's she is, that's why!
- 21. - owl's crush
- 22. - flying officer
- 26. - shaft lad
- 28. - spicy neurotic