Across
- 2. HATES EVERYONE ESPECIALLY DEVIN
- 3. WEIRD LITTLE SISTER
- 5. GOLF CADDY
- 8. MINI LIAM
- 10. THE DUMBASS
- 11. "ATTENTION ALTITUDE JUMPERS"
- 13. ATE NINE
- 14. THE OTHER DUMBASS
Down
- 1. PARTIALLY BLIND
- 4. FORGETS TO TAKE OUT CARDBOARD
- 6. JESUS
- 7. MR. KNOW IT ALL
- 9. CHATTY CATHY
- 12. "WIGGLES"
- 15. CANT LIVE WITHOUT A DODGEBALL IN HAND