Across
- 1. Confederate capital that's moved on to hipster coffee shops
- 3. Explorer's namesake that discovered how to be perfectly average
- 4. Elvis headquarters with barbecue that's worth the pilgrimage
- 9. Racing capital that goes in circles really, really fast
- 10. Coffee capital where rain is considered a personality trait
- 11. Birthplace of freedom and aggressive sports fans
- 12. Wing sauce birthplace that's tougher than its weather
- 13. Pizza debate headquarters where wind has anger management issues
- 20. Twin city that's nicer than its sibling next door
- 21. Traffic jam with a city built around it
- 22. Retirement home with better nightlife and flamingo lawn ornaments
- 24. Where young people go to retire from mainstream society
- 25. Mile-high city where everyone's either skiing or pretending to ski
Down
- 2. Honky-tonk heaven where everyone's either a star or a bartender
- 3. Chili capital where they put spaghetti under everything
- 5. Banking center that's surprisingly not made of money
- 6. Crab cake capital with a harbor that's actually pretty
- 7. Hipster paradise that stays weird professionally
- 8. Steel town that cleaned up and got fancy bridges
- 11. Oven disguised as a city that somehow has golf courses
- 14. Mouse house headquarters where childhood dreams cost admission
- 15. City that rocks despite what everyone else says
- 16. California's government office that pretends not to be overshadowed
- 17. Historical theme park where everyone talks like they invented America
- 18. Dorothy's starting point for every adventure that isn't here
- 19. Cheese and beer wonderland where winter is a lifestyle choice
- 23. Motor city that put the world on wheels then needed a jump start
- 26. Where your money goes to die but the buffets live forever