Across
- 1. They handle the courts
- 2. They go to space
- 4. They'll deny you entry for having funny meme pictures of the Vice President
- 5. They'll arrest you for federal crimes
- 6. Ostensibly there to keep food and medicine safe
- 7. The government will pay you $50000 for joining them, but you have to be evil
Down
- 1. They'll arrest you for drugs
- 2. Dr. Fauci worked for these guys
- 3. The only cops rednecks hate
- 4. They handle the spies
- 5. They'll fine you for saying bad words on TV