Across
- 5. Ugliest bat ever
- 6. Shops in dumpsters for protein
- 8. Quiet you- you talk too much
- 10. "Take care of your bodies"
- 11. "Protest That"...wait, they did.
- 13. Wanted for catcher abuse
- 14. Finger-lickin good
- 17. Mad Photobomber
- 18. Corned beef/video game pregame
- 21. Big Smile
- 22. Oldest Junior EVER
- 24. Infielders thank him for being tall
- 26. Cooks up a storm
- 28. Blue Man
- 29. Rookie
- 30. Josh who?
Down
- 1. Watch out for thorns!
- 2. Bootsie
- 3. Coppola's Final nickname
- 4. Snap it out!
- 7. Narcaleptic Nightmare
- 9. Are you REALLY Al's brother?
- 12. Thanks for coming, EB!
- 15. Words to get you ejected
- 16. Paid umpire to kick out Coppola
- 19. Most homers off Coppola in practice
- 20. The Iceman Cometh
- 23. DeGrom's relative
- 25. Coppola's batting dummy during BP
- 27. I said starboard you idiot!
- 31. Thicker than soup