Across
- 4. The little burgundy book Andy is most likely to leave in a taxi, a toilet, or a tapas bar.
- 6. The rotating pillar of mystery meat that Andy will inevitably try to "marry" at 4:00 AM.
- 9. A legal union between two people; also known as "The Great Indoors" for Andy.
- 11. A one-word summary of Andy’s social life, hobbies, and general happiness as of his wedding day.
Down
- 1. MAN The genius behind this magazine and the only person keeping Andy alive this weekend.
- 2. The exact number of pints it takes for Andy to start talking about his "feelings."
- 3. The yellow, fizzy medicine Andy takes to help him believe he can actually dance.
- 5. The direction Andy’s hairline has been traveling since he turned twenty-one.
- 7. The Spanish city currently preparing its emergency services for Andy's arrival.
- 8. The predicted emotional state of the Bride when she sees the first photo upload of the weekend.
- 10. OKAY Andy’s new mandatory response to every request the Bride makes for the rest of his life.