Across
- 4. — Night-shift librarian who shushes in hoots
- 5. — Hiss-flavored marshmallow that faints professionally
- 6. — Liquid fur gremlin; sleeps 23 hours to prep for 3 a.m. parkour
- 7. — Alphabet’s opening act; nocturnal ant hoover with a shop-vac snoot
- 9. — Wet spaghetti supervisor with eight grabby opinions
- 10. — Angry hairbrush that runs on snacks
- 12. — Scary noodle that hisses in cursive
Down
- 1. — Honk cobra in a feather suit; bread bandit
- 2. — Drama camel; spit-powered perimeter defense
- 3. — Giant emotional-support potato that floats
- 8. — Trash panda conducting midnight bin audits
- 11. — Bark-powered doorbell that can hear cheese open from three rooms away