Animals

2. What do you call a cow with no legs? ______ beef. (6)
4. How many tickles does it take to make an _______ laugh? Ten-tickles. (7)
7. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's ______. (6)
9. What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t _______!” (7)
10. What do you call a dog that can do _____? A Labracadabrador. (5)
11. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ___ is silent. (3)
13. You hear what the ________ said to the naked man? He said, "How do you breathe through something so small?" (8)
14. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? _____. (5)
16. I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best ___ show I ever saw! (3)
17. Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little _____! (5)
19. A _______ walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" (7)

1. You hear the frog's car broke down? Yeah, it had to be ____. (4)
3. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a ___. (3)
5. Dad, can you put the cat ___? I didn't know it was on fire. (3)
6. What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song? A ___________. (11)
7. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them ______. (6)
8. What’s a cats favourite dessert? Chocolate _____. (5)
12. Why did the crab never share? Because he's _________. (9)
15. I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said _______. (7)
18. Why can't a leopard hide? Because he'll always be _______. (7)