Across
- 3. dinosaurs existed. you know its true because there is no proof they didn't
- 6. limited edition sneaky sneaks! buy them now to be HIM!
- 10. Taylor swift told me to buy these new cars. shes a mechanical expert so I will.
- 11. 99.9876% of people with braces think they look like walruses. keep you teeth straight
- 13. adopt kids to save lives! Kids starve everyday. HELP THEM! don't you feel bad?
- 14. you like the color brown? you must like brown people to
- 15. if you don't buy ALIVE pills on livelong.com you'll die at age 17
Down
- 1. Jesus is the reason for the season because the season is for Jesus
- 2. you can either get a black dog or white dog. that's it
- 4. jeans have always been BLUE! don't make white or black ones - its against tradition
- 5. buy dekhaki! its a mix of denim and khaki
- 7. cars are like plants. the old ones have to grow on you.
- 8. you like brown tables. there is black streaks in brown tables. you must like black too.
- 9. cause the vending machine stopped working after Anna used it. she must be the vending machine unicorn that caused it to malfunction like it did.
- 12. the president makes terrible decisions. he's a dumb old decrepit skeleton.